Oh, Its Ghufran’s birthday, I need to call him at sharp 12:00 am to wish him Happy birthday. stayed up Woke up till 12:00 am to call him and guess what happened when the clock hits to the midnight. 12:00 am – Phone isn’t connecting
12:30 Am – Phone isn’t connecting again
01:00 Am – Phone ki ghanti bajjing but koi nai picking.
This was happening when I was trying to call you last night, to wish you a big birthday. Turns out Khadim Rizvi and his gang made this plan go bonkers. Although I did end up wishing you over the WhatsApp and you replied but Naah, tasaalii nai hui. Do I need to say this?
I probably love your birthday more than you because it’s a day solely dedicated to your existence, and no one appreciates that more than me? You know why? coz I get a chance to post the weirdest pics we have and come up with the most stupendously horrifically funny birthday wishes for you.
Why I am writing this to you Gappi?
Since, I could not place the call, last night. I thought of doing something new this time, Making you feel appreciated and embarrassed at the same time. Although we both are pro in this game now. Ruining our perfect captions and pics, for months now, or 3.5 years now and many more to come. I am sure you had been feeling so privileged and blessed reading this. Don’t worry, I won’t ruin it for you today. I will send the bill for writing this long SEO Friendly post tomorrow.
I’m grateful to Aunty for bearing you 9 months and giving birth to you. Hats off to her patience to deal with you. No, I am serious. She deserves it all. I can’t believe it’s another year already, it seems like yesterday. How more can I appreciate this devil sent to the world on a day like this to make life and things better in such a weird manner?
Ghufran, urf Gappi, Urf Ullo Raam. Do you even remember, we actually bonded over more on your birthday, especially the one after the Pakistan tour 2016. here is to another year of wishing you on your birthday.
But why I am wishing you like this?
You are always my to go one.. When I need someone to listen to my rants, you’re there, offering a hug on a bad day, a shoulder to cry on when I’m upset, or just a few words to reassure me. Most importantly, you make me laugh. Even if I’m in a bad mood, you make me laugh with your bitchyness. When I should be embarrassed, instead I just laugh. And when I do something ridiculous myself, you make me laugh with you about it as well. Nothing can go wrong with my partner in crime there to watch my back, and of course, you know I’ve got yours too. Well, Not only the partner in crime but also the travel partner too.
What’s So Special this year?
Well, Obviously it’s me who is Special. What were you thinking? I am going to write about you. Nups Babes, Pichley Paragraph mai kafi jhoot bol liya. ha ha ha . So where were we? Yes, your birthday. So what’s special about this birthday? Nothing. Just saving my money on gift, by writing a blog for you. I am too broke to buy you one which you want. so isi sy guzara chal lo this time. Also, I am getting a chance to publically post some of your non-edited, pictures. That would be open for everyone to look at.
Happy birthday to you Ghufran :
Well, I can’t deny the fact that I have to wish you the birthday. Although, A big fat treat is due on you. Make sure the treat is fatter than me, else you will be screwed, bitch. But what should be the birthday wishes? the nice ones which I had been sending previously. or the bitchy ones to match your inner soul?
You know what, I actually tried getting a big box, for you on your birthday. But the courier people said, I cant send the box with me being in it. I need to go through either train or plane, by purchasing a ticket. For a minute I was like, yes I should go to Lahore. i had selected a lovely cake for you and a gift idea as well. I had plans to put an awesome, gorgeous present in your cake. But honestly, after I got my hair dyed yesterday, I didn’t want to get frosting in my hair. Speaking of gifts, You know, you’re a really hard person to buy gifts for. After searching far and wide, I realized that there’s no greater gift than my presence. That’s my present to you – my presence. Get it?
Acha Ab Serious wala birthday wish :
Happy birthday to a friend that came into my life when least expected and has had such a huge impact on me. Your friendship is one of the best things happened to me in my life. We’ve had so many great memories in the short 3.5 years we’ve known each other and I can’t wait to make much more in the future!! To My travel buddy, I hope you had an amazing day!!! Happy birthday to a rare breed of person that was delivered into this world without a status or update or tweet. The whole world knows today is blessed because a beautiful soul ( read Queen Bitch) was born on a day like this and I’m grateful cos that blessing is my one true friend ( Maa Sadqey). Happy birthday, my Slutty Savitri, I wish you a long life in prosperity, good health, happiness, joy, greatness, love, wealth. Khaou Piyo Jiyo, Kya Pata kal tumhra pait theek ho na ho
Loads of Love.